Kerajinan melanda..;)

salam u all...

hari ni da hari rabu....

hari ketiga dalam minggu ini....

walau bagaimanapun... satu kerja tak da gerak lagi....

(besa la kan cuti kunun... jadi harus lah dimanfaatkan masa cuti itu..)

so... memandangkan da hampir setengah minggu bercuti..

(sampai ka??? kalu salah tolong betulkan...)

aku telah didatangi GIMBARAN rajin....

muahahahahahahahahaa

dimana.. demi menyiapkan research kami... 

aku telah start a.k.a memulakan langkah menganalisis data...

(ala buat tele... tau ka???? untuk buat graf tu.. )

so mari kita menjengkuk meja ku...

kemas jak tu questionnaire tersusun...

 

ni masa mau selak tu questionnaire...

tengok berapa yang kata YA.. brapa yang kata TIDAk..

 

lapto punya wayar...

hambur...

ni gara-gara tengok Innocent Man...

jeng3x....

dapat uda peratus...

:)

(punya bida tu tulisan..)

abaikan tu tapau d tepi...

fokus pada tu kertas.. yang ada hand writing...

akhirnya...

berjaya jugak... 

p/s...

mesti siap...

mesti siap...

mesti SIAP....

(sambil ikat kain putih di dahi...)

GAMBATEH...

EXAMS SYNDROME...

The day before : Hysteria...

In the morning : Anxiety and irritability...

During written : Amnesia...

In Clinical exam : Hallucination...

In Oral exam : Mental Retardation...

After exam results : 

Severe depression followed by prolonged comma...

LOVE SYNDROME

Love Syndrome
------------------

Etiology: Unknown.

Age of Onset:
Mostly teenage. Recent studies have shown that it may affect people of any age group.

Risk Factors:
The age itself is the major risk factor. Others include…
(a) Co-education
(b) Cell Phones
(c) Movies
(d) Internet
of these the part played by the cell phones is noteworthy.

Pathology:
Multi-organ System Failure.

Clinical Features

Symptoms:
A) The most common presenting feature is throbbing pain in the heart often described by the patient as sweet pain.
B) Loss of appetite.
C) Sleeplessness.
D) Daydreaming
E) Disinterest in any type of work. There is a danger of patient being transformed into a poet.

Signs:
A) Very much dilated pupil (In search of his sweet heart).
B) Blushing of cheeks (mainly seen in girls).
C) On Auscultation: The First Heart Sound is heard as LOVE instead of LUB.
D) Smiling to self.

Pathogenesis and Clinical Course:

The Disease is gradual in onset. The patient presents with vague symptoms like loss of appetite, sleeplessness, etc., As time progress multi-organ system involvement occurs with varied symptoms. The symptoms are aggravated at the sight of patients sweetheart The sight of patients love causes the contraction of the radial fibres of the iris muscle leading to the dilation of the pupil. The eyes remain wide open and cease to blink. The Zygomaticus major muscle automatically contracts and the patient smiles (Smile at Sight Phenomenon). As the patient approaches his sweetheart action potentials are generated at an irregular rate in the heart and the normal rhythm of the heart is lost. Microscopic examination of the cardiac muscle reveals the presence of abnormal pacemaker tissue at certain areas called the ROMANTIC SPOTS that are responsible for the lost rhythm of the Heart. The patient feels agitated, and a throbbing pain develops in the heart. The characteristic feature of the pain that patient wants to feel it more and more. In advanced stages, the brain is affected. If not treated properly, the patient may go bad.

Treatment:

Marriage Therapy holds promise of 100% cure rates. If is effective only after 22 years of age. If performed early, it may lead to adverse reactions.

Preventive Measures:

Several attempts have been made to prevent the disease. The WLO (World Love Organization) expert committee has finally declared that the disease is inevitable during the age group and its prevention is literally impossible. Any attempts to interrupt the normal course of the disease may lead to more severe from of disease. So interventional measures are highly contraindicated for this disease.

Complication:
Complication of love syndrome is euphoria, financial crisis, idiotic look, loss of appetite and sleep. Acute romantic failure lead to suicidal tendency. Survival may have life long immunity.

p/s copy and paste from medical humor...

hahahahaahahahaha

K.A.M.I ( Jalan-jalan lepas STRESS)

salam... aloha...

ni sambungan dari entry aku sebelum ni...

memandangkan kami berempat geram, marah, stress... and so on..

maka kami pun p jalan-jalan...

makan angin, jimat duit...

hehehehehhe

tujuan asal bukan mau p melawat muzium...

tapi mau p waterfront tengok-tengok karnival jom masuk U...

tapi memandangkan masa masih cukup panjang...

maka dengan ini kami pun p la jalan-jalan di muzium sekitar KUCHING....

walaupun sebenarnya tak boleh amik gambar di dalam...

tapi tahap keTUBALAN kami ni amat tinggi.. kecuali c kinah....

* di tangga pon mau jugak amik gambar....

* tak dapat beza uda yang mana orang... yang mana patung...

shane : senyyuuuMMMMMM

kinah- hurmmmm

adek- ^_______________^

*kawin-kawin....

ni pasangan melayu...

* auuwww chak....

ada makhluk TUHAN bersembunyi di balik tabir....

*haiya... 

lou kong ah...

set orang cina kawin...

* shane n adek...

bagai pinang di belah-belah..

* namaste...

mera nam he.. rutika....

*ntah apa-apa ja yang di timbak..

ni dekat muzium semula jadi...

* me and shane... yang aku peluk tu bukan batu tau... tapi kayu..

* aku- senyum ko sana shane... aku tumbuk ko ni...

shane- senyummmmm seindah suria...

* shane n adik...

* walaupun tak da M16... tapi kami ada meriam..

ko ada????

* posing maut...(kunun la..)

* i like butterfly...:)

butterfly fly away....

* minyak di muka dah leh buat goreng ikan...

* peace no war..

:)

* pewitt...

yang mana satu pilihan hati???

*mau jadik superwoman c shane..

* ayu cikit...

(cikit jak la)

* balai polis pun jadi la...

(bangunannya unik..)

* hehehehe...

credit to adek...

sebab dia yang snap ni gambar...

(nampak kurus cikit kan???)

muahahahahahahahahahaha

(ketawa kejahatan di dalam hati)

p/s... tangani stress dengan bijak...

iaitu dengan cara makan angin...

(sambil jalan-jalan tu sila lah buka mulut luas-luas...)

Hari yang menyebalkan....

salam....

hari ini hari ahad....

so... macam biasa la.. kami p belajar driving...

dengan harapan esok akan menduduki test JPJ dengan jayanya...

tetapi.. kami telah dikejutkan dengan satu berita yang tidak menyedapkan hati...

atau dalam erti kata lain... menyakitkan hati.. (@^%#*&^%@)

mau tau napa????

nama kami tak da untuk duduk test JPJ esok...

(dalam hati mula menyumpah seranah uda...)

tak tau mau salahkan sapa....

p/s.. sabar jak la hati...

>.<

Insyallah setiap yang berlaku ada hikmah...